The Works of Love Patreon: Like Substack but Actually Good!

Fans of my “work” may be interested to learn that, in lieu of starting a Substack like everyone else, I’ve founded the Works of Love Special Delivery Club: a monthly newsletter in the form of one of those old Scholastic Book Order forms that you receive physically in the mail, providing you with a tangible item you can read on the toilet and then discard OR preserve and treasure for ages to come. All for the low, low price of $5 per month! That’s what a lot schmucks out there charge for Substack, which is just another ephemeral email cluttering your inbox.

Learn more and subscribe HERE!

The Patreon actually comprises volume 2 of the Special Delivery Club. My most loyal consumers probably recognize this format as it was previously issued via my webstore. A limited number of sets of the complete volume 1 are still available in case you want to catch up!

New Products from Works of Love headquarters / zine tour

I find it exhausting to keep each of my various internet “portals” and social media “channels” updated, so I’ll keep this short. I’m pleased to announce the release of two more zine/zine-like products to my loyal readers and customers. First, the third edition of the popular TV GRIME, the Pilot Pack: Five ALL NEW 8-page mini-zines housed in a classic waxpack wrapper with bonus sticker and gum!

I am honored to include in this package an original comic by Nate “Grixly” McDonough, one of my very favorite cartoonists (as discussed in a below post).

Next, a rare artifact and endlessly fascinating curiosity I’ve chosen to so generously share with you, the consumer: The Riverside Challenger: Selections, 1992- 1994. Just what is this mystifying pamphlet? Well, I recently came into the possession of a complete two-year run of The Riverside Challenger, an elementary school newspaper written and produced by first and second graders from 1992 to 1994. (Some of the issues were printed in purple mimeograph ink!) This zine comprises a hefty selection of the best bits, presented without comment and in chronological order.

As I assembled this, I expected it to be a little goof but was surprised and touched by the unexpected pathos of it. It really captures the way as a kid every little event is new and totally unprecedented.

Where can you purchase these fine products? Why, at the usual place, my friend!

Meanwhile, if you are one of my “literary” readers eager for a follow-up to my hit debut novel (an NPR “Best Book of 2020”), maybe you should try securing me a huge advance from a major publisher so I have motivation to not get distracted by the glamorous and lucrative world of self-printed zines.

Speaking of, I’ll be heading out on tour later this year at the above zine fests. These events will mark my first public appearances since my 2020 book tour, which you may recall was glorious and disastrous in equal measure. See you there!

TV Guidance Counselor

Anyone who knows me know that, although I'm now a highbrow "literary" novelist, I watched approximately 8-10 hours of TV per day from age 1 to age 18. Luckily I could put this experience to use as a guest on my favorite podcast, TV Guidance Counselor, hosted by Ken Reid.

Listen to the episode here!

The Author's Endorsement

Recently I’ve become quite taken with the work of cartoonist Nate McDonough. He’s been doing a series called Longboxes, an autobiographical account of his full-time career buying old comics to flip on eBay, on Instagram and in Grixly, his mini, that perfectly captures the kind of collector-creeps I wrote about in Heart of Junk.

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An Amusing Literary "Meme"

Because I have too much time on my hands, I spent hours making this “meme” with original art by my friend Ian Golding. Click through to see at full-size and consider yourself thoroughly owned.

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Rare Heart of Junk Promotional Merch

Back in early 2020, when I was on The Last Back Tour, I gave away these Heart of Junk pinback buttons to my loyal fans. I have a lot left over. If you want one, shoot me an email with your address and I’ll mail you one or two or three. Rare merchandise for the Heart of Junk superfan!

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